This just in from a very creative disher. Talk about throwing down the gauntlet:
I liked your post about Labor Day-themed cocktails yesterday and was wondering if anyone had ideas. I have come up with some names, but feel at a loss when it comes to actually concocting an interesting drink. Anyone want to come up with a drink to match the following names?
First-Monday Muddle
Grover Cleavland’s Compromise
The Pullman Strike
The Haymarket Affair
End of Summer Swizzler
Samuel Gompers Dream
Wobblies’ Wobbler
Yellow-Dog Contract
The New Deal
White Shoe Sayonara
Jimmy Hoffa Locator
C’mon people. It’s the Friday before a long weekend. Let’s procrastinate by designing some drinks in the comments section! I will personally concoct the best of the best and detail the expereince in words (and pictures if possible) on Tuesday.
1 Comment »Alma‘s execuchef Anastacia Quinones tipped us off to an event that she (rightly) assumed would be right up our alley. On Sept. 4, from 6 to 10 pm, the Bishop Arts District plays host to the Hotter than Hell Margarita Meltdown, a block-party-style competition for bragging rights to the best margarita in Dallas. Restaurants from all over town will be on hand mixing up their finest agave fare. Hacienda on Henderson, Neighborhood Services Tavern, and Alma will be mixing it up in honor of Henderson Ave. Maximo from North Dallas will be on-hand defending their title. Wild Salsa, Iron Cactus, and Ten Sports Grill make up the Downtown Dallas contingent. Bolsa, Smoke, Nova, Mesa, and Veracruz Cafe will show up representing Oak Cliff. Finally, Sfuzzi from Uptown/Las Colinas will shake it up bi-partisan-style.
Here’s how it’s going to go down:
All participants will be required to make 1 specialty margarita at least 50 times. All contestants will be judged by the public. A total of $1000 will be awarded. $500 for 1st place, $300 for 2nd, and $200 for 3rd place to the bartender with the most votes. Join us for $20 per person to taste and vote for your favorite margarita meltdown. You get a wrist band to taste each entry and a chip to vote for your favorite one.
Just be sure to save some money for cab fare. This one sounds like a humdinger.
To learn more, visit the Dallas Margarita Fest website.
I’ve called them all. I am looking for cinchona bark. I’m going to make my own tonic water, but I can’t find the magic ingredient. HELP!
11 Comments »Beginning today, July 15, 2011, I am banning the use of the word YUM from any post on SideDish. You can YUM away all you want in the comments, but I will do my best to keep it from appearing in an official report. I do my best to stay away from “foodie,” but have yet to find the perfect replacement. YUM, however, has many. HOWEVER, I reserve the right to use “yummers” or “yum” when I am being sarcastic or quoting a person.
If you spot the word YUM in a post after today, you will win a prize. Carry on.
9 Comments »Recently, we sent ace intern James Bright out to Four Lounge to chat with Keith LaBonte about the current state of cocktails. What he returned with is both instructional and inspirational. Take it away, James…
For almost two weeks I’ve been waiting to try a peanut butter and jelly martini. I talked to virtually every person I came into contact with about my excitement and hopes regarding the drink. Thankfully, Four Lounge’s proprietor and molecular mixologist Keith LaBonte didn’t disappoint. The beverage is a perfect blend of light peanut butter sauce and vodka with a delicate jelly whip cream.
jump for more mixology… Continue reading "How To Smoke a Cocktail, Courtesy of Four Lounge’s Keith LaBonte"

The glasses aren't the only thing that's sweating. Ball and Chain (left) and Belleview (right) cocktails at The Cedars Social.
In her June review of The Cedars Social, Nancy described house mixologist Michael Martensen as someone who, “has spent the last eight years redefining cocktails as a culinary art, and his thoughtful, exhaustive drink menu at The Cedars Social celebrates almost 100 years of drinking… ‘It’s a cocktail den. It’s all about imbibing. We don’t have olives or Red Bull, and we don’t make dirty martinis. We need people to get out of their comfort zone.’”
Given that breaking out of my comfort zone is my favorite hobby, I called some pals to meet me for a cocktails-only visit last Friday afternoon/evening. There, at the corner of Lamar and Belleview, we lucked into some threadbare velour chairs in the bar area, ordered some cheese, and settled in for the long haul.
jump to read how things went so very very wrong… Continue reading "Sweating Prohibition-Era Bullets At The Cedars Social"

Head Barman Anthony Polo serves up a Jasmine and a Garden Gimlit at Bailey’s Prime Plus on Park Lane. (Photos by James Bright)
Yesterday, new D intern James Bright visited with the barmen at Bailey’s Prime Plus to learn about their new summer bar menu. Take it away, James:
Even in this time of the cult of mixologists, tracking down a well-mixed, moderately priced cocktail is, let’s just say it, hard. Either the drink is decent, but is a bit too pricey, or it’s terrible and the cost reflects the taste. On Tuesday night, Bailey’s Prime Plus on Park Lane in Dallas released 11 drinks that actively defy this quandary.
jump for the story and more pics… Continue reading "Bailey’s Barmen Turn Out a Summer Drink Menu That’s As Entertaining to the Palate as it is to the Eyes"
The Second Floor, one of the most comfortable bars in town, and home to J. Chastain’s Molecular Mixology is going to the dogs, or horses, more correctly, this Saturday. It’s Derby Day and they will feature $3 mint juleps and the Run For The Roses and the rest of the Kentucky Derby broadcast on big screens. Plus “old fashioned” cocktails featuring several of The Second Floor’s Kentucky Bourbons. Full list below. Continue reading "Celebrate The Kentucky Derby at The Second Floor in Dallas"

D'Lynn Proctor works the crowd which included sommelier Scott Barber (seated). photography by Randy Yarbrough.
I must say I am impressed by the intrepid foodies who risked their lives last night to eat The Tesar’s cooking at Cedars Social. The Brad was there. And so was The Steven, as in Steven Doyle. Here is his report.
17 Comments »As Snowmageddon 2011 continues and we etch ever closer to Sunday’s Super hoopla, I’m happy to report that people are braving the weather to attend the special events scattered across several counties. Last evening at least 40 courageous diners made their way to the second in a series of five “Supper Bowls” at the soon-to-be-open Cedars Social located in old Sala spot in the South Lamar area of Dallas.
The hosts for the evening included owner and former Green Bay Packer Brian Williams, who was surrounded by a posse of former players, local sommelier legend D’Lynn Proctor, who serves as a wine consultant for Cedars Social, and chef John Tesar who sprang into action with his own virile brand of cookery when Bradley Ogden was unable to make the trek to Dallas.
The restaurant will prove to be an ample playground for those quartering in the nearby South Side lofts. The interior of Cedars Social oozes quietly lit and comfortable ski lodge feel. The space is sparsely decorated but with a unique feel that defines the inclusion of Social to the name.
The Supper Bowl was not meant to be a foreshadowing of what is to come next week when the restaurant goes live. The “real” menu will be much more playful and hearty. The list of food items includes sharable plates, seafood dishes, and comforting food such as lobster pot pie and ground beef and short rib burgers served on Tesar’s signature English muffin.
The cocktail program is the brainchild of be veteran Dallas barman Michael Martenson. His vision is to create a list of old-school-pre-Prohibition cocktails that are happily so rampant in Dallas these days.
Our dinner last evening began with a flurry of passed hors d’oeurves and cocktails, but quickly swept into the starters which included a butter poached king crab with parsley puree and garlic foam served with a Russian Standard Vodka “zakuski” toast.
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Walter “Dub” Davis has made a few cocktails in Dallas. He has worked at the Loon, Obar, Steel, and Bolsa. For two years he worked alongside Eddie “Lucky” Campbell and Michael Martensen. Recently he took his talents to Zanata in Plano. Since, he has morphed from bartender to mixologist. “I was already looking to maybe do something in that area because of the old school downtown architecture in an area that has nothing but strip malls,” he says. “I am doing market fresh, vintage, and classic cocktails. Also some molecular mixology (foams, liquid nitrogen, etc). And in the next few weeks I will be implementing an ice program with hand-chipped ice for whiskey lovers.” Way to go, Dub. Plano, the new Bishop Arts?
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Douchey Bars in Dallas
Many times we have some interesting conversations in the glamorous open offices at D Magazine. None of us have any secrets because each time one of us takes a phone call or starts a conversation, any a co-worker within 40 yards can hear what you say. The other day a riveting conversation about douchey bars in Dallas started in one corner of the office and spread across the entire 21st floor.
I, once again, disregarded my mother’s advice, and decided to sink to a new low: I would like to start a list of douchey bars and restaurants in Dallas. Calling a place douchey– uninteresting, stale, preppy, mainstream, especially in a self-promoting way–swings both ways. Some people look for douchery while others avoid it. So, the term isn’t necessarily negative, it’s just an adjective. On your mark, get set, procrastinate below.
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