Okay, I’ve since abandoned my pear and my stomach feels kinda queasy, but you can’t blame me for clicking on a headline like “The Best Placenta Recipes on the Internet!”
Because I bet you will, too.
You suck, Cheap Bastard.
P.S. Placenta ice cream should be the new breast milk ice cream.2 Comments »
1) There is no way I’m stepping foot in Trinity River. Ever. Not after that Mud Run participant died there, and especially not after this 11.5 gator swam in those waters.
2) How many pounds of gator nuggets can you make with this big ‘ole reptile?
Your guesses, please.1 Comment »
We sent D Magazine intern Karley Osborn to eat lunch, and she came back with photos of these wrinkly friends.
This is a story about circus elephants who do lunch.
Jump for the circus. Continue reading "Eating Lunch with Elephants"18 Comments »