Articles about elephants

The Cheap Bastard Wants Your Placenta Recipes

posted by Carol Shih | May 1st, 2013 10:40am | filed under Dog Friendly, elephants, fish, food art, Food is art. Art is Food., Free Stuff! | 2 Comments »

Okay, I’ve since abandoned my pear and my stomach feels kinda queasy, but you can’t blame me for clicking on a headline like “The Best Placenta Recipes on the Internet!” 

Because I bet you will, too.

You suck, Cheap Bastard.

P.S. Placenta ice cream should be the new breast milk ice cream.

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What Do You Do With a Dead Gator From Trinity River? Make Nuggets.

posted by Carol Shih | May 16th, 2012 12:42pm | filed under Dog Friendly, elephants, Go local, Goats! | 1 Comment »

David Schechter (@DavidSchechter) via Twitter

Is it bad that when I first got a glimpse of David Schecter’s dead gator discovery on his Twitter yesterday, my brain processed the news in this exact progression?

1) There is no way I’m stepping foot in Trinity River. Ever. Not after that Mud Run participant died there, and especially not after this 11.5 gator swam in those waters.

2) How many pounds of gator nuggets can you make with this big ‘ole reptile?

Your guesses, please.

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Eating Lunch with Elephants

posted by Carol Shih | March 26th, 2012 11:40am | filed under elephants | 18 Comments »

(photos by Karley Osborn)

We sent D Magazine intern Karley Osborn to eat lunch, and she came back with photos of these wrinkly friends.

This is a story about circus elephants who do lunch.

Jump for the circus. Continue reading "Eating Lunch with Elephants"

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