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Jack Perkins Needs a Nickname

This picture of Jack Perkins was taken at Meat Fight by Robert Strickland.
This picture of Jack Perkins was taken at Meat Fight by Robert Strickland.

Jack Perkins of Maple& Motor and The Slow Bone needs a nickname. He is a unique individual and he needs a nickname that represents his idiosyncrasies.

  • robbiegood

    well he looks just like The Dude so…

  • peanutbutter

    but he acts like an a**

  • BillyBob

    Bad Ass

  • Greg Brown

    “Perky?”

  • MrsRib

    Big Boner

  • MrsRib

    Big Boner

  • critic

    COWBOY ELVIS !

  • Wordy

    Motorbone McBeardgrumples.

  • JtB

    Burgers, BBQ… How ’bout, “Captain Stuckey’s”

  • btc

    “The Burmudgeon.” Half burger, half curmudgeon.

  • Chris

    Jack “The Meat Faucet” Perkins because he is known for his work with cooking meat and he is always running his mouth like a faucet.

  • Thunder_Butt

    Grumpy McMotorbone FTW

  • Antics
  • Kym Donachie

    Handsome Jack ; )

  • emilinedbp157

    if you need a job try this site JOBS61 (dot)COM. Dan does it at home and makes $17.90 hourly just sitting and typing stuff all day…No experience needed too

  • TheGuy

    The Perkinator. I hear he’s got the “F. Y., As—ole” line down pretty pat.

  • Milo

    El Culo.

  • Avid Reader

    Perk.
    “I see you big Beardman! Perk for the win with his greasy burgers.”

  • Iman

    Asshole seems to be a common thread.

  • Brad

    Jack “Burnt Ends” Perkins???

  • Farmette

    Sweetie Pie

  • Jack Perkins

    I’m actually not grumpy. It just seems that way if you’re a pussy.

  • Tobe

    Chicken d^ck

  • twinwillow

    S-P-A-M Please go dissolve yourself and your jobs69 in a vat of acid.

  • twinwillow

    He da man!

  • Melster

    How about Motor Bone?

  • David_Denney

    Wagons East!

  • TheBradsBlog

    HuggyBear

  • Scagnetti

    The Gobbledycook or the Schnook Cook

  • JW68

    Bonz MaMo.

  • Jack Perkins

    Tobe, Chris and Scagnetti could call me Dad, but the truth is, it could have been any of us. Kym, you can call me whenever.

  • Jeff Hayden

    If it’s so great how come you haven’t joined Dan?

  • Donna Juren

    “Soft Serve”. Full of air, melts quickly, but can taste so good.

  • Donna Juren

    “Soft Serve”. Full of air, melts quickly, but tastes so good

  • twohotpotatoes

    He is so obviously “The Dude” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYsw0KVRjCM

  • PBJ

    “Dick”