Trader Joe’s Opens on Greenville Avenue Today

Speculoos Cookie Butter
Speculoos Cookie Butter

Stop what you’re doing, because whatever you’re doing — saving lives, even — isn’t nearly as important as the fact that Trader Joe’s on Greenville Avenue is opening at 8 a.m. this morning.

Yes, friends. Dallas has a Trader Joe’s now. We already have a TJ’s in Fort Worth and Plano, but this is the first one in the city of Dallas. This means:

  • more cookie butter for you
  • more cookie butter for me
  • Two-Buck Chucks
  • an awesome selection of hummus!
  • cats cookies
  • Gummy Tummies
  • the best kettle popcorn I’ve ever tasted from a bag
  • the greatest frozen turkey meatballs
  • and etcetera

 
I know. It’s a lifechanger. Get ready to pack on a few pounds after your first trip to TJ’s.