Stop what you’re doing, because whatever you’re doing — saving lives, even — isn’t nearly as important as the fact that Trader Joe’s on Greenville Avenue is opening at 8 a.m. this morning.
- more cookie butter for you
- more cookie butter for me
- Two-Buck Chucks
- an awesome selection of hummus!
- cats cookies
- Gummy Tummies
- the best kettle popcorn I’ve ever tasted from a bag
- the greatest frozen turkey meatballs
- and etcetera
I know. It’s a lifechanger. Get ready to pack on a few pounds after your first trip to TJ’s.