The St. Pete of St. Pete’s Dancing Marlin is Pete Zotos. He is one dude you really don’t want to mess with. Apparently two people in this world did not know that. They are about to find out. According to Zotos’ Facebook page, two “dirty rotten” “filthy lazy no good” “scoundrels had their way with St. Petes” at “4:06AM.” Those scoundrels will most likely rue the day the decided to pick St. Pete’s for their shenanigans. Zotos “got your faces” and “license plate number” on “film stupid kids.” Zotos says they will open for business as usual. I think it’s a good day to head his way.