Somebody Help This Poor Girl: Birthday Cake in Dallas

This woman is in a serious cake crisis. She has less than 3 hours to buy an awesome cake for her husband. Oh boy. Let’s see if we can solve this one together.

I’m in deep need of a cake for my husband’s birthday gathering tonight.  He wants chocolate with either a coffee or raspberry filling or icing.  I haven’t a clue where to get one on this short notice (besides Tom Thumb which isn’t going to do it for us).  I need it by 5!  Thanks,