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The Cheap Bastard Wants Your Placenta Recipes

Okay, I’ve since abandoned my pear and my stomach feels kinda queasy, but you can’t blame me for clicking on a headline like “The Best Placenta Recipes on the Internet!” 

Because I bet you will, too.

You suck, Cheap Bastard.

P.S. Placenta ice cream should be the new breast milk ice cream.