Fast Food News (4/23/13)

Ah, it makes me happy that the whole country of Japan is rejecting McDonald’s. The fast food chain keeps failing over there, and it needs to give up. The Japanese aren’t into immortal cheeseburgers and preservatives, so you’d think McDonald’s would stop giving away silly things, like these French fry caddies, just to win over a nation full of healthy eaters who don’t cook or prepare their foods with a lot of oil. But no, it keeps chugging ahead. It’s like a terrible ex-boyfriend who doesn’t understand he’s not wanted anymore, and he keeps showing up with shampoo bottles and skin cream.

Coming soon to a grocery market near you: Whataburger will be selling its spicy ketchup and a new potato chip item called Whatafries. CultureMap has the story.

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