Somebody Help This Poor Girl: Electric Meat Slicer

A loyal Disher with early gift-giving friends risks a friendship by asking the following:

I received an Waring Pro FS155 electric meat slicer as an early Christmas present and am considering returning it.  But first, I thought I’d check with the SideDishers to see if anyone has any good uses for it other than the obvious.  Is it worth keeping?