John Tesar Milks a Cow and Wins $10,000 on Extreme Chef

Last night John Tesar played a 53-year old geezer chef on a thrilling episode of Food Network’s Extreme Chef. He faced two younger chefs: Joe, a douchey New York dude who was once a private chef for Donald Trump; and Greg, a Portland chef who couldn’t cut it in medical school so he quit and […]

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Tesar Says He’ll Reopen The Table Under A New Name: One Art

Last night, John Tesar appeared on Extreme Chef and emerged victorious (and with $10,ooo prize money to show for it). This morning, however, Steven Doyle reported this even more interesting (and par for the course) quote from the wild life of Mr. T: “We closed The Table but we are about to open it back […]

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Anthony Bourdain Eats An Endangered Bird Under A Hooded Cloak To Hide His Gluttony From God

OK, so technically he just recounted doing so on The Colbert Report, but his description of biting into a fatted, endangered bird is one for the vault: The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Anthony Bourdain www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor & Satire Blog Video Archive

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