Spokesman for Heart Attack Grill is Dead at 29

The other day we talked about the Heart Attack Grill. Currently their are plans for the Arizona-based burger joint to open near the West End.The menu promotes huge portions, greasy burgers, and fries cooked in lard. This morning comes news that Blair River, the 575-pound spokesman for the blossoming chain, died yesterday from pneumonia after a bout with the flu. Perhaps they need to workshop their concept.

5 comments on “Spokesman for Heart Attack Grill is Dead at 29

  1. He was 575 pounds!!!!!!!! the food did not kill him, but rather he was 575 pounds!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. That number is slightly less impressive when you consider he was 6’8″. But that is still massive.

  3. Sorry I am not “weight challenging” at 270 and 6ft, I am a fat a… pure and simple. I mostly watch my food intake and work out. Anybody who embraces being a fat a… is either stupid or crazy.