Even though Colby Lewis isn’t scheduled to pitch until game 6 (Friday), I’ve come up with a recipe for ColbyHambone Mac and Cheese. It’s a dish dedicated to my second favorite Ranger pitcher, Lewis, and outfielder Josh Hamilton. I’ve got several other Recipes for Rangers success in the works, but I’d like to hear yours. Then I’m going to gather them all up and send them to the NY Yankees PR staff. Hit it, sports chefs!
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Eff the Stupid Yankees Soup
- 4 quarts bleach
- 1 cup ipecac
- 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cubed, raw
- salt and pepper to flavor
Serve as is, preferrably a few hours prior to first pitch
Oh!Find something that celebrates the hotness of CJ Wilson….
YES! What Margaret said!
Front of the house = Nolan Ryan
Exec. chef = Jon Daniels
Master mixologist = Ron Washington
Master sommelier = Cliff Lee
Crazy, wild-eyed, screaming, excited fan with Ranger’s jersey = Uncle Nancy
Yankees Pie
Use your favorite pie crust recipe, blind bake it, then stuff with a big black crow. Cover, bake, enjoy.