Tell the Yankees Where to Go. Eat.

Posted on October 15th, 2010 12:41pm by Nancy Nichols
Filed under Go Rangers!, Overprivileged chimps

The stinky New York Yankees are in town. They are staying at the Hotel Crescent Court. (Whoops, maybe I wasn’t supposed to print that.) If you dine in the area, keep your eyes peeled. Meanwhile, I’m sure A-Rod is sitting in his suite at the HCC checking SideDish for dining tips. So Arod, I suggest you go get some crab CLAWS at Campisi’s Egyptian. And perhaps you’ll find a nice place of ANTLERS at Y.O. Ranch. Gig ‘em, y’all.

UPDATE:  Thanks to our Twitter followers (DSideDish) for your spicy suggestions.

15 comments

  1. I would like to recommend they go to Mi Co, and have four Mambo Taxis. Then go play.

    @ 12:47 pm on October 15, 2010

  2. A-Rod or A Rod. Not Arod.

    C’mon Nancy, you are usually WAY better than that.

    @ 12:50 pm on October 15, 2010

  3. I strongly recommend Furr’s.

    @ 1:05 pm on October 15, 2010

  4. I strongly recommend the entire Yankees organization makes reservations at a new restaurant opening in Fort Worth, it’s called “My Ass”. All of their fans can eat “My Ass” as well.

    @ 1:23 pm on October 15, 2010

  5. Sorry, JonnyD, fixed. hurried. excited.

    @ 1:35 pm on October 15, 2010

  6. Pre-Chewed Charlie’s

    @ 1:48 pm on October 15, 2010

  7. Well they will def be dining at Capital Grille. They always do. So if you want to “bump into” one of them, Capital Grille will be the place to be!!

    @ 1:52 pm on October 15, 2010

  8. A very quick scan of the Food Inspection scores on the City Web site shows that Palomino at the Crescent had the lowest inspection score in that ZIP Code: 71. Eat, drink, and perhaps catch something.

    @ 2:33 pm on October 15, 2010

  9. Ten bucks and a frozen bellini says in the next Alan Pepperd column he will mention that a Yankee ate at Bob Colombo’s place on McKinney ,so my money says

    @ 2:42 pm on October 15, 2010

  10. We do have New York Texas cheesecake

    @ 3:09 pm on October 15, 2010

  11. http://www.nytxccc.com/home.html

    @ 3:10 pm on October 15, 2010

  12. Antlers are a little hard to chew. I prefer their Buffalo Tenderloin.

    @ 3:23 pm on October 15, 2010

  13. Crow’s Cafe! Go Rangers!! Bet they go to Bob’s for real.

    @ 3:35 pm on October 15, 2010

  14. Aww, they just need to pick up some snacks at 7-11.
    They’ll soon be flying home with their bats between their legs. Go Rangers!

    @ 5:16 pm on October 15, 2010

  15. Well, after they won tonight’s game, they’d be smart if they stayed away from public places and eat in their hotel rooms.

    @ 11:29 pm on October 15, 2010