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  • Me

    I can think of a really big house that could use some egging. Is anyone home?

  • Jojo

    Drop them on Afghanistan.

  • http://www.thedallascookbook.blogspot.com Amy S

    Egg shells make wonderful compost additives- they’ll probably sell them to a company that will grind them up and turn them into powder.

  • luniz

    cook them enough to kill the salmonella and then eat them.

  • dk

    eggbeaters

  • Wes Mantooth

    How about building an enormous slingshot with an extraordinarily gentle acceleration curve and shoot them into the sun? That would make some cool Youtube video.

  • Gunnar

    Take them to the shooting range. Eggs make great targets. Visible from a distance and you can tell when you hit one.

  • DarnellErwinFletcher

    Nancy, what was your search string to land that picture?