8 comments on “Egg Recall: How Would You Dispose of 500 Million Bad Eggs

  1. Egg shells make wonderful compost additives- they’ll probably sell them to a company that will grind them up and turn them into powder.

  2. How about building an enormous slingshot with an extraordinarily gentle acceleration curve and shoot them into the sun? That would make some cool Youtube video.

  3. Take them to the shooting range. Eggs make great targets. Visible from a distance and you can tell when you hit one.