Restaurant Critic Mark Stuertz Has a Cooking Show (Sorta)

Posted on May 19th, 2010 3:19pm by Nancy Nichols
Filed under Nutjobs

Holy cow, former Dallas Observer and sometimes Ft. Worth Star-Telegram restaurant reviewer has lost his mind. He just sent me a link to his new cooking video. I have no words. Put on your earplugs and eye shades. You know where to put the cork.

11 comments

  1. He’s not cooking. He’s clearly baked.

    @ 3:53 pm on May 19, 2010

  2. I want my 8 minutes, 45 seconds back.

    @ 3:56 pm on May 19, 2010

  3. Oh god, that was bad. A total waste of time. DGirl hit it right. You keep thinking, somehow, this has to get better. But it doesn’t. It drones on and on. Horrible.

    @ 4:10 pm on May 19, 2010

  4. Can’t for the life of me imagine why they fired his ass (unless maybe it’s the painfully unwitty solipsism).

    @ 4:16 pm on May 19, 2010

  5. Mark is plagiarizing our trademark style.

    @ 6:19 pm on May 19, 2010

  6. Finally, an honest display of the true journalistic greatness that made his column so respected. Oh, wait…

    @ 10:31 pm on May 19, 2010

  7. Did I really watch that whole thing?

    @ 11:23 pm on May 19, 2010

  8. ok so I’m writing this BEFORE i watch the video. I miss his writing. He was mean that’s for sure, but over all I typically agreed with most of his reviews…?!?*ducking for cover*

    @ 12:45 am on May 20, 2010

  9. Love the Beefheart. Mr Zoot Horn Rollo play that long lunar note….

    @ 8:59 am on May 20, 2010

  10. He is a loser putz.

    @ 4:35 pm on May 20, 2010

  11. I thought it was brilliant.

    @ 1:31 pm on May 21, 2010