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Food Porn: Lobster Sex Video

As I mentioned the other day in a post about the upcoming SideDish Supper Club, I went to Boston with the Severson (Sevy’s Grill) family to learn about seafood. One of our classes was held on a boat, the Hannah Mary. Our professor and lobster fisherman, Captain Bruce Deltorchio, conducted a demonstration on how lobsters mate. Amy Severson has produced a G-rated version of this “affair” and offers it here. Warning, strong language: “soft, hard, and bulbous,” “Jell-o,” “they’re so big,”and “smell the bait,” to follow.

3 comments on “Food Porn: Lobster Sex Video

  1. our entire staff just stopped what they were doing when “if you look closely you can see she has two holes” blared over my computer speakers. thanks for that, nancy.

    lobsters are never not funny. we purge them before they go in the tanks…you should see them poop out their little weird butts at the end of their tails. its hysterical.

  2. Credit to producer Erik Severson who took the uncut footage taken under difficult circumstances (moving boat) and compiled it for the YouTube Video. Love, Mom.