Cameo Appearance: Mark Stuertz Reviews Artin’s Grill for Dallas Observer

Mark is a hunky writer.

NN: Hey, Mark Stuertz! I read your review of Artin’s Grill in the DO. Are you back?

MS: I’m relief pitchin’ babe.

NN: Thanks for thinking I’m a babe. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other. So how long are you back on the mound?

MS: Well, I’m on for two so far. After that who knows?

2 comments on “Cameo Appearance: Mark Stuertz Reviews Artin’s Grill for Dallas Observer

  1. a toned down version of Stuertz if you will. Why’s he always start off like that before winding up reading like a dictionary? Well, at least he knows what the hell he’s talking about.

  2. The smoke acts as a negligee to arouse engagement with the salmon? Is that a food review or a lost chapter from the Song of Solomon?