Zac Crain Smokes a Cigarette in Whole Foods—and Gets Away With It

Posted on November 25th, 2009 8:28am by Nancy Nichols
Filed under Hippie revolutions, Murmur, Silly Reasons to Celebrate
Illustrator Ryan Snook’s interpretation of Zac Crain as a plump, Hasidic Jew. He is neither.
Illustrator Ryan Snook’s interpretation of Zac Crain as a plump, Hasidic Jew. He is neither.

Zac Crain is a vegetarian. He shops at Whole Foods. He also smokes. Recently he smoked a cigarette while shopping in Whole Foods and got away with it.

6 comments

  1. This is a great article. I believe that everyone should have the same rights, smokers and non-smokers. I would never have had the nerve to try to smoke inside a non-smoking establishment. Thanks for the effort and the article.

    @ 9:09 am on November 25, 2009

  2. Does it have the blue glowing tip?

    @ 9:09 am on November 25, 2009

  3. The ecigarettes are odorless…maybe that tipped people when there wasn’t a trail of stench following you.

    @ 9:53 am on November 25, 2009

  4. This (see pic at link) is intimidating?

    http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/zac.jpg

    Where does Crain live, Creampuffsville? Hellokittysburg?

    My militantly anti-smoking, Whole Foods-shopping girlfriend can’t wait to kick him in the *ss with her unshaven legs. ;)

    Boo!

    @ 10:13 am on November 25, 2009

  5. As long as I can’t smell it or feel it, smoke away!

    @ 6:24 pm on November 25, 2009

  6. Most folks in Lakewood are nonchalant (but in a friendly way). I dare you to try that in Portland.

    @ 5:58 pm on December 1, 2009