Sigel’s May Sell Fine Wine But Their Promotion Department is Shameless

palinThis just in from Sigel’s pitchman Jasper Russo:

Our neighbors in The Shops at Legacy, Legacy Books, may have sold out of tickets for Sarah Palin’s book signing on December 4, but here at Sigel’s Fine Wines we still have a few cases of Palin Syrah 06 still available. After this vintage the Palin label is being retired so this is the last chance to get one of these special bottles. To order please contact Rafaella Anderson or Jonathan Gibbons at or 469-241-8800.

Perfect conversation starter at the Thanksgiving table, eh? I hear that if you drink a whole bottle you can see Russia.

8 comments

  1. You must be proud of yourself. How many hours did it take you to come up with a shot at Sarah Palin? Obviously longer than you spend on your columns…

    @ 12:04 pm on November 24, 2009
  2. “Case of Syrah, Syrah …whatever will be, will be…”

    @ 12:11 pm on November 24, 2009
  3. And get so drunk you forget that Africa is a continent. Hahah. Love it.

    @ 1:02 pm on November 24, 2009
  4. I am guessing it took the same amount of time it takes Palin to shoot a moose.

    @ 1:52 pm on November 24, 2009
  5. Ok, that last line was hilarious. Love it!

    @ 2:57 pm on November 24, 2009
  6. What’s a, Sarah Palin?

    @ 11:25 pm on November 24, 2009
  7. How do get Palin and Cheney to go hunting together?

    Wonder if the wine is insipid and cloying…

    @ 10:19 am on November 25, 2009
  8. @Tex- I’m not anti Palin… but that WAS funny!!! Come on, admit it!

    @ 2:34 pm on November 25, 2009