Bill “Freckle Face” Addison is a Weiner

Whoopsie-doodle, I mean winner. (What would I do without Spell Check?) Anywhoo, I just intercepted a secret DMN company memo announcing:

“Bill Addison will receive a national Association of Food Journalists award for restaurant criticism. The other finalists are: Will Ferrell for Talladega Dinner Nights and M.F.K. Fisher’s Recipes from the Grave. The ranking of the three awards will be announced at a conference in October.”

Kidding, so, so, so kidding. Way to go, Freckle Face, I hope you beat the pants off of your true rivals Lee Klein of Miami New Times and Tom Sietsema of The Washington Post-it.

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One comment on “Bill “Freckle Face” Addison is a Weiner

  1. Did I read that correctly, you have to pay to enter? And the oh so strict guidelines for consideration are “it’s open to any food journalist who writes in the English language?”

    WOW, glad to see they won’t just take anybody!! Way to go Bill! Don’t spend that whole 300 bucks in one place!!