Don Henley Eats! Don Henley Eats!
This just in, in the nick of time:
Bonnie Raitt and Don Henley had dinner with their crew last night at Nana. They are in town playing at the closing dinner event for the 2008 Hilton Focus Service Owners Conference.
I haven’t been able to confirm it but I heard he took the stairs to lower the carbon footprints on his dining experience.But here’s the real question: what is the Hilton Focus Service Owners Conference and how do they afford to pay Bonnie Raitt and Don Henley to play at a conference dinner? I’m just curious.
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The Hilton Focus Service Owners Conference was a symposium targeting the escalting demographic; Baby boom seniors who are highly placed achievers in ‘ongoing rehab maintenence’ due to ‘wanton drug use in their youth’. Raitt and Henley were reccommended by the Carrollton Mayor who “slept with one and sang with the other”. Details were closely held by the Nana attendees although the Mayor was a no-show, seen earlier at a Colony nail salon called ‘Hot Tips’.
Nana, prepare for an unhappy customer. Henley has been known to go ballistic if his name is mentioned in connection with any restaurant. He’s known for having his lawyers or some grownup send a letter to the restaurant and/or the media type explaining the importance of his privacy and further mentions will result in legal wranglings.
What’s worse for the environment: the byproduct from Henley’s share of an elevator ride, or all the extra CO2 he huffed out walking the stairs?
good grief.
of course, he does drive an Escalade…